The Oh boy first there was raiding, then there were issues....but now they've gone and done it and he's a mod! Can he serve danishes 🍰 or should we put him on coffee ☕ duty? Now shackled ⛓️ forever to the secret modlair, less luxurious than the batcave 🦇 but then again, we have no Bruce Wayne 💸 alterego. Or do we? We shall see what we think of Klaus Devestatorie is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Avakael with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, digital currency, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 39.533 billion Imperialians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperialia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Imperialian economy, worth an astonishing 24,037 trillion Halicarnassuses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 608,032 Halicarnassuses, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,657,235 per year while the poor average 5,952, a ratio of 950 to 1.

Suburban families are finding themselves increasingly short on food as they waste precious water on their lawns, today's secret ingredients are blood, sweat, and tears, 90% of active duty KDAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones, and failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Klaus Devestatorie's national animal is the White Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cruor.

Klaus Devestatorie is ranked 1,138^th in the world and 19^th in Forest for Smartest Citizens, with 246.93 quips per hour.