The Lovely Realm of Democratic Republic of Cacusia is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Chancellor Elizabeth Skye with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 21.139 billion Cacuisse have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ravens Landing. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cacusse economy, worth a remarkable 3,173 trillion Sgillinns a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 150,118 Sgillinns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Graffiti is done with immaculate multi-layer shading, Goldilocks has found a lucrative career as a zoning consultant, foreign ambassadors closely guard their culinary secrets, and everything stops come summertime. Crime is totally unknown. Democratic Republic of Cacusia's national animal is the Crow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Democratic Republic of Cacusia is ranked 299,559^th in the world and 223^rd in Forest for Fattest Citizens, with 4.65 Obesity Rate.