The Beauty Land of Bilsa is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Bolbon with an iron fist, and notable for its feral children, zero percent divorce rate, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 21.779 billion Bilsans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Environment, although Industry and Healthcare are also considered important, while Welfare and Education receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cecims. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 76.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Bilsan economy, worth a remarkable 3,520 trillion Bists a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 161,642 Bists, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 520,731 per year while the poor average 37,975, a ratio of 13.7 to 1.

Royal princesses are recognizable by their plastic tiaras, government expenses are beyond compare, sermons are regularly interrupted by businessmen taking phone calls, and EpiPen sales have skyrocketed. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Bilsa's national animal is the Bubu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Suraj.

Bilsa is ranked 7,944^th in the world and 66^th in Forest for Largest Governments, scoring 37.67 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.