The Rriknor of Einswenn is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Sanië Surroi with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and frequent executions. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 20.159 billion Einseters enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Keepenhest. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Einset economy, worth a remarkable 5,055 trillion einskrones a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 250,805 einskrones, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal, political detractors refer to Sanië Surroi as 'that Bigtopian puppet', restaurant owners fear visits from government officials more than the actual food critics, and weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law. Crime is totally unknown. Einswenn's national animal is the Grand Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Einserheim.

Einswenn is ranked 262,084^th in the world and 320^th in Forest for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -28.07 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.