The Constitutional Monarchy of Bextoria is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.597 billion Bextorians, 1.685 billion of whom are zombies, love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bellogrado. The average income tax rate is 85.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bextorian economy, worth 371 trillion Bexters a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 142,898 Bexters, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

War is more of a science than an art, many friends and relatives of Leader have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, and foreign militias and child smuggling rings will always love Leader. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bextoria's national animal is the Scorpion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Agnóstica.

Bextoria is ranked 126,567^th in the world and 73^rd in Forest for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 4,535.49 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.