The Constitutional Monarchy of Bextoria is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.333 billion Bextorians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bellogrado. The average income tax rate is 85.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bextorian economy, worth 324 trillion Bexters a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 139,139 Bexters, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Most barbers are also surgeons, weekends are spent tilting at windmills, cows stare longingly at the greener grass on the other side of the fence, and clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bextoria's national animal is the Scorpion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Agnóstica.

Bextoria is ranked 220,218^th in the world and 112^th in Forest for Fattest Citizens, with 8.76 Obesity Rate.