The Constitutional Monarchy of Bextoria is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, deadly medical pandemics, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.477 billion Bextorians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bellogrado. The average income tax rate is 87.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bextorian economy, worth 339 trillion Bexters a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 137,175 Bexters, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Billions are being spent on a new island airport, the government is spending millions on alternative clean-burning fuels, an extra hand on the leg will give a horse-and-a-half of lead in a hundred jiffies on seven furlongs, and the words guilty and evidence have left the Bextorian lexicon. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bextoria's national animal is the Scorpion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Agnóstica.

Bextoria is ranked 267,442^nd in the world and 169^th in Forest for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -7.03 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.