The Constitutional Monarchy of Bextoria is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its deadly medical pandemics, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.964 billion Bextorians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bellogrado. The average income tax rate is 89.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bextorian economy, worth 259 trillion Bexters a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 132,154 Bexters, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Edutainment video games are taking Bextoria's students to the next level, the nation's faithful often say there is a higher power watching over them, explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends, and insolent whistleblowers receive their just desserts on deserted isles. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bextoria's national animal is the Scorpion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Agnóstica.

Bextoria is ranked 11,710^th in the world and 114^th in Forest for Nicest Citizens, with 27.89 average smiles per day.