The Constitutional Monarchy of Bextoria is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, sprawling nuclear power plants, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.083 billion Bextorians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bellogrado. The average income tax rate is 85.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bextorian economy, worth 272 trillion Bexters a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, Soda Sales, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 130,630 Bexters, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Diaper sales are up, gigantic marble churches take up almost half the land area of small villages, soldiers are "encouraged" to advance by armed officers behind them, and babies living in poverty are told to take responsibility for their own fortunes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bextoria's national animal is the Scorpion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Agnóstica.

Bextoria is ranked 85,427^th in the world and 160^th in Forest for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 367.32 on the Clooney Contribution Index.