The Grand Duchy of Can-7 is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Jason North with an iron fist, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, keen interest in outer space, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.63 billion Can-7ians, 2.502 billion of whom are zombies, are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Industry, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 67.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Can-7ian economy, worth 207 trillion Bitcoins a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 50,568 Bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The aphorism "there's no need to argue" has been dismissed by Can-7ians, people spend a lot on hair and nails, sales of trenchcoats are on the rise, and an increasing number of citizens believe the world is flat. Crime is a major problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Can-7's national animal is the Zebra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Can-7 is ranked 13,074^th in the world and 76^th in Forest for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,510.92 on the Clooney Contribution Index.