The Theocracy of Can-9 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, parental licensing program, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.908 billion Can-9ians, 1.713 billion of whom are zombies, have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 40.2%.

The strong Can-9ian economy, worth 202 trillion Bitcoins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Gambling. Average income is 51,789 Bitcoins, with the richest citizens earning 9.0 times as much as the poorest.

Colonial subjects have Can-9ian culture shoved down their throats, evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right, it's said that a Can-9ian always pays his debts with significant compounding, and kids who move from attending a public school in the city to the country often struggle in goat milking class. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Can-9's national animal is the Zebra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Can-9 is ranked 258,124^th in the world and 159^th in Forest for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring -3.55 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.