The Epic Rolling Hills of Teraticus is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Colonel Spasmoid with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and national health service. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful population of 36.403 billion Teraticusians, 34.644 billion of whom are zombies, are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Prospekt. The average income tax rate is 77.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Teraticusian economy, worth a remarkable 4,424 trillion Bucks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Gambling, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 101,294 Bucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Puppies given out free in marketing promotions are often tossed straight into the trash, men avoid even so much as looking at female colleagues, the government single-handedly sustains the bunk bed market, and space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Teraticus's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Teraticus is ranked 302,545^th in the world and 290^th in Forest for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -12.65 on the Clooney Contribution Index.