The Epic Rolling Hills of Teraticus is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Colonel Spasmoid with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, daily referendums, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful population of 43.524 billion Teraticusians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Prospekt. The average income tax rate is 76.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Teraticusian economy, worth a remarkable 4,385 trillion Bucks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Gambling, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 100,757 Bucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges, puppies given out free in marketing promotions are often tossed straight into the trash, men avoid even so much as looking at female colleagues, and the government single-handedly sustains the bunk bed market. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Teraticus's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Teraticus is ranked 7,898^th in the world and 76^th in Forest for Safest, scoring 122.3 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.