The Federation of Marthuania is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Marius Kravtsjenko Oktyabrskiy with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, cheerful population of 18.987 billion Marthuanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pravda. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Marthuanian economy, worth a remarkable 8,901 trillion Crowns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 468,805 Crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Frustrated teenage boys are told that if they like it then they should have put a ring on it, drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees, and it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Marthuania's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Marthuania is ranked 301,468^th in the world and 460^th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -41.46 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.