Most Patriotic: 41stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 66thMost Efficient Economies: 90th
The Federation of
Democratic Socialists
Glory to Marthuania!
Influence
Duckspeaker
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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Marthuania

Population18.987 billion

CapitalPravda
LeaderMarius Kravtsjenko Oktyabrskiy
FaithChristianity

CurrencyCrown
Animalbear

The Federation of Marthuania is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Marius Kravtsjenko Oktyabrskiy with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, cheerful population of 18.987 billion Marthuanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pravda. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Marthuanian economy, worth a remarkable 8,901 trillion Crowns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 468,805 Crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Frustrated teenage boys are told that if they like it then they should have put a ring on it, drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees, and it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Marthuania's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Marthuania is ranked 301,468th in the world and 460th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -41.46 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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Most Patriotic: 41stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 66thMost Efficient Economies: 90thSmartest Citizens: 95thLargest Governments: 100thMost Beautiful Environments: 102ndLowest Crime Rates: 105thHighest Average Tax Rates: 109thMost Developed: 122ndLongest Average Lifespans: 134thMost Cultured: 147thMost Scientifically Advanced: 152ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 209thHealthiest Citizens: 254thBest Weather: 275thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 276thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 300thMost Subsidized Industry: 361stLargest Publishing Industry: 383rdMost Advanced Public Education: 414thHighest Poor Incomes: 463rdHighest Average Incomes: 510thLargest Information Technology Sector: 529thMost Secular: 566thHighest Food Quality: 606thLargest Welfare Programs: 669thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 680thMost Corrupt Governments: 868thHighest Economic Output: 888thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 985thRudest Citizens: 1,101stMost Influential: 1,461stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,503rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,847thSafest: 2,495thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,076thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,298thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,470thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,846thLargest Populations: 14,535thTop
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Most Stationary: 16,217thLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,313thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 21,115th
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Largest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionSafest: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionMost Influential: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Stationary: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 21st in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 26th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 36th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 42nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Marthuania, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma.
  • : Following new legislation in Marthuania, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees.
  • : Marthuania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Following new legislation in Marthuania, drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth.
  • : Following new legislation in Marthuania, frustrated teenage boys are told that if they like it then they should have put a ring on it.
  • : Following new legislation in Marthuania, the nation is famous for having one of the world's largest bear hunting institutions.
  • : Following new legislation in Marthuania, wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps.
  • : Following new legislation in Marthuania, failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside.
  • : Following new legislation in Marthuania, high school bands practice by moonlight.
  • : Following new legislation in Marthuania, the ongoing space elevator construction project has elevated the national debt to all new levels.

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