The Republic of Slavsko is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Jurislav Zislov with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, otherworldly petting zoo, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.338 billion Slavskoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Parom. The average income tax rate is 71.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Slavskoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,098 trillion Kurzes a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 131,689 Kurzes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Jurislav Zislov lives life on the open road - complete with groupies, the government has spent days debating the merits of a petition calling for a ban on sporks, teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank, and environmentalists are staging large protests in front of reopened nuclear power plants. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Slavsko's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Potatoism.

Slavsko is ranked 36,230^th in the world and 15^th in Sancturia for Highest Average Incomes, with 131,689.95 Standard Monetary Units.