The Grand Empire of Ameroind is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Cedric I with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, otherworldly petting zoo, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 15.528 billion Amerindians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ameroianin-Alexandria. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Ameroindian economy, worth a remarkable 4,448 trillion Denarii a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 286,462 Denarii, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Much of Ameroind's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence, when shaking hands with foreign leaders Emperor Cedric I wears an armoured gauntlet, edutainment video games are taking Ameroind's students to the next level, and sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ameroind's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Faith of the One.

Ameroind is ranked 326,785^th in the world and 117^th in Sancturia for Highest Drug Use, scoring 1.99 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.