The Grand Empire of Ameroind is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Cedric I with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and national health service. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless, devout population of 15.408 billion Amerindians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ameroianin-Alexandria. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Ameroindian economy, worth a remarkable 4,387 trillion Denarii a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 284,746 Denarii, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Saying "don't do anything that Emperor Cedric I wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, the nation leads Sancturia for unlikely accidents and truffle consumption, businessmen behave differently if their supervisor is watching, and teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ameroind's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Faith of the One.

Ameroind is ranked 2,841^st in the world and 1^st in Sancturia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 10,628.58 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.