Highest Drug Use: 1,441stLargest Welfare Programs: 4,367thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,436th
The Union of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Fortune Favours the Free
Johnathan Kieran Of the KGP
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Truckler
High Councillor
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Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
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Kesmit

Population859 million

CapitalLondon
LeaderJohnathan Kieran Of the KGP

CurrencyEurodollar
AnimalCat

The Union of Kesmit is a huge, genial nation, ruled by Johnathan Kieran Of the KGP with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 859 million Kesmitarians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 74.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Kesmitarian economy, worth 65.1 trillion Eurodollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 75,773 Eurodollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Too many developers spoil the codebase, eminent domain has been abolished, arthritic surgeons with tremulous fingers reassure patients that they are in safe hands, and every child sleeps with a gun to protect themselves from the monster under the bed. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kesmit's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kesmit is ranked 8,464th in the world and 4th in Sancturia for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 68.25 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

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Highest Drug Use: 1,441stTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 4,367thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,436thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,690thNicest Citizens: 8,031stMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,464thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,878thLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,370thBest Weather: 11,387thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,958thMost Accessible: 12,163rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,263rdMost Rebellious Youth: 12,369thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,190thMost Pacifist: 13,726thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,319thTop
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Most Inclusive: 17,176thHighest Food Quality: 17,273rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,253rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 19,705thLongest Average Lifespans: 19,744thMost Influential: 23,686thMost Cultured: 24,188thLargest Agricultural Sector: 26,244thHighest Average Tax Rates: 27,997thSmartest Citizens: 28,846thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 30,775thMost Politically Free: 31,318th
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Politically Free: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 6th in the regionNicest Citizens: 6th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 9th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10th in the regionMost Accessible: 11th in the regionMost Pacifist: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 11th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 12th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kesmit, every child sleeps with a gun to protect themselves from the monster under the bed.
  • : Kesmit changed its national currency to "Eurodollar".
  • : Following new legislation in Kesmit, arthritic surgeons with tremulous fingers reassure patients that they are in safe hands.
  • : Following new legislation in Kesmit, eminent domain has been abolished.
  • : Following new legislation in Kesmit, too many developers spoil the codebase.
  • : Following new legislation in Kesmit, scaffolding is built around scaffolding to give safe access.
  • : Following new legislation in Kesmit, the fastest growing demographic of porn viewership is twelve to seventeen.
  • : Kesmit was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education and the Top 10% for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Kesmit, milk often tastes of pea.
  • : Kesmit endorsed The Grand Duchy of Cormyria.

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