The United States of Zorgazia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Xankriel Cerejo with an even hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.318 billion Zorgazians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xandria. The average income tax rate is 50.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Zorgazian economy, worth 203 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 154,038 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

The sidewalk is used as an overtaking lane by city drivers, government officials frown on anything more technologically advanced than an abacus, universities spend millions cultivating ivy on their buildings, and tourists are denied entry because of a distant relative married to a Lilliputian. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zorgazia's national animal is the ICBM's, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Zorgazia is ranked 11,472^nd in the world and 6^th in Sancturia for Most Influential, scoring 4,105 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.