The Northern Federation of Rogue River is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Dave MacCordell with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, otherworldly petting zoo, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 12.072 billion Riverians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sayora. The average income tax rate is 91.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Riverian economy, worth a remarkable 2,932 trillion Federal Florins a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 242,947 Federal Florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Spiritual tourists meditate in the ruins of Riverian cathedrals, students eagerly await homework from their gaming class, the most recent election was a close race between Dave MacCordell and Dave MacCordell, and AI chess masters play the Bongcloud opening to mock their human opponents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rogue River's national animal is the Riverian Heavy-Tailed Retriever, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Visni.

Rogue River is ranked 8,051^st in the world and 74^th in Forest for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 5,094.86 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.