The United States of Rogue River is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Angela Pepper with an even hand, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 11.731 billion Riverians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sayora. The average income tax rate is 90.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Riverian economy, worth a remarkable 2,820 trillion Federal Florins a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 240,469 Federal Florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, feeling like a winner comes at a price, parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend, and doctors prescribe medicines produced by the last pharmaceutical company to give them a free pen. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rogue River's national animal is the Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Visni.

Rogue River is ranked 16,165^th in the world and 114^th in Forest for Most Cultured, scoring 93 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.