The Republic of Effazio is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Chancellery with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 26.921 billion Effazians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arysoma. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Effazian economy, worth a remarkable 5,088 trillion Crowns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 189,029 Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Chancellery is considering changing the nation's name to Blackacre, it is said that the captain goes down with the ship but ecological protection goes up, voting is voluntary, and bars are packed at all hours. Crime is totally unknown. Effazio's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Effazio is ranked 19,738^th in the world and 63^rd in Forest for Lowest Crime Rates, with 93.1 law-abiding acts per hour.