The United Union of Nations of Serpleddyland is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Philo Glaber with an even hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, pith helmet sales, and frequent executions. The compassionate population of 1 billion Serpleddilands are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Serpburg. The average income tax rate is 60.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Serpleddylandian economy, worth 109 trillion Serples a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,102 Serples, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets, Philo Glaber's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, and the government is cutting back on the number of political prisoners executed each year. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Serpleddyland's national animal is the crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Orthodoxy.

Serpleddyland is ranked 53,220^th in the world and 1,086^th in the South Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 3,696.08 on the Gilded Widget Scale.