The Dictatorship of Naciolietuva is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Paulus Deus with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, enslaved workforce, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 1.762 billion Naciolietuvis are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Great Vilnius. The average income tax rate is 47.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Naciolietuvan economy, worth 188 trillion litas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 107,211 litas, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth, the most penniless demographics have by far the highest number of researchers per capita, more than one company makes the board game Monopoly, and traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Naciolietuva's national animal is the stork, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Pauluism.

Naciolietuva is ranked 275,053^rd in the world and 1,400^th in Europe for Nicest Citizens, with 0.47 average smiles per day.