The Not Sus Vizier Shadow of Eastern Alksearia is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Queen Dorothea with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, devout population of 13.848 billion Alkari are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Urgia-Nova. The average income tax rate is 85.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Alkari economy, worth a remarkable 1,318 trillion Alkari ducats a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 95,239 Alkari ducats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It's believed that women's brains will overheat if they think for themselves, Alkari are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks, women give birth underneath so many blankets that the doctor can't feel the bump, and the "fire department" is often called to remove offensive religious texts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eastern Alksearia's national animal is the Le Polar Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Church of Xathos.

Eastern Alksearia is ranked 36,464^th in the world and 431^st in The East Pacific for Largest Populations, with 13.8 billion capita.