Most Influential: 2,747thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,653rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,927th
The Consortium of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Survival of the Richest
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population6.606 billion

LeaderJub Besh


The Consortium of Scalpulavakiia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Jub Besh with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, parental licensing program, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 6.606 billion Scalpulavakiians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dukry. The average income tax rate is 31.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Scalpulavakiian economy, worth 664 trillion Consumebucks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 100,629 Consumebucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Billions of Consumebucks are being blown on orbital weapons development, textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be, matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold, and many are questioning Jub Besh wearing an Eckie-Ecola baseball cap during a keynote speech. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Scalpulavakiia's national animal is the Bull, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Consumerism.

Scalpulavakiia is ranked 18,791st in the world and 46th in Lands End for Smartest Citizens, with 64.95 quips per hour.

Most Influential: 2,747thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,653rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,927thRudest Citizens: 6,690thMost Armed: 7,380thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,628thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,641stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,311thLargest Retail Industry: 12,158thTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 14,944thHighest Disposable Incomes: 16,846thLargest Mining Sector: 17,731stMost Advanced Public Education: 18,426thSmartest Citizens: 18,791stLargest Black Market: 18,965thMost Stationary: 20,142ndLargest Publishing Industry: 20,393rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,668thMost Developed: 21,268thHighest Poor Incomes: 24,785thMost Scientifically Advanced: 26,696th
Most Rebellious Youth: 10th in the regionMost Stationary: 11th in the regionTop
Most Armed: 16th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 17th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 24th in the regionRudest Citizens: 26th in the regionLargest Populations: 29th in the region

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