Most Ignorant Citizens: 591stMost Primitive: 771stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 948th
The Great of
Corporate Police State
MY PRINTER IS BROKEN!
Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Hansa Federation

Population6.836 billion

CapitalNew Lubeck
LeaderBig Francis
FaithPrinterism

CurrencyBaldwin Bucks
AnimalPrinter

The Great of Hansa Federation is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Big Francis with an iron fist, and notable for its fear of technology, infamous sell-swords, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.836 billion Hansans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Lubeck. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 46.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Hansa Federationian economy, worth a remarkable 1,002 trillion Baldwin Bucks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 146,626 Baldwin Bucks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,229,233 per year while the poor average 3,355, a ratio of 366 to 1.

Jennifer Government is banned, it's illegal to blow things up, frequent broken zippers have resulted in safety pins making a fashion comeback, and hammering a nail into a wall is an effective death sentence. Crime is all-pervasive, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Hansa Federation's national animal is the Printer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Printerism.

Hansa Federation is ranked 84,578th in the world and 40th in Lands End for Most Stationary, with 554.92500595888 days.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 591stMost Primitive: 771stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 948thLargest Mining Sector: 980thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,113thLargest Retail Industry: 1,315thMost Influential: 1,459thHighest Crime Rates: 1,574thMost Avoided: 1,732ndMost Devout: 1,744thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,775thFattest Citizens: 1,844thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,662ndTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,503rdNudest: 3,523rdRudest Citizens: 5,802ndMost Corrupt Governments: 6,494thLargest Black Market: 7,026thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,244thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,518thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,524thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,036thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,798thHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,762ndTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 16,231stHighest Average Incomes: 23,496thMost Conservative: 26,316thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 27,485thLargest Gambling Industry: 27,868thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 29,196th
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Most Primitive: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionMost Devout: 7th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionFattest Citizens: 8th in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10th in the regionMost Conservative: 12th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 13th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 13th in the regionLargest Black Market: 14th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 16th in the regionRudest Citizens: 19th in the region

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