The Եադյրա՟դյշի Պևօդշօդեվա՟դա of Deims Kir is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by La majstro with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 17.052 billion Կիվիռա՟վը have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ի՟մաց֊Մա՟ռօդշօդե. The average income tax rate is 91.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Կիվիռա՟վ economy, worth a remarkable 4,579 trillion Gold Bar Sūls a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 268,555 Gold Bar Sūls, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Local officials love to claim the protection of their Big Brother, playing an online nation simulation game legally obliges you to buy the creator's latest novel, the sudden proliferation of nuclear weapons is very queer, and La majstro affectionately nicknames supporters by number. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Deims Kir's national animal is the Animals, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Վա՟խյշե՟ևիձա՟մա.

Deims Kir is ranked 19,423^rd in the world and 11^th in Lands End for Lowest Crime Rates, with 95 law-abiding acts per hour.