The Conglomerate of Nadal Mobianordia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Mobianordiaman with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 5.579 billion Nadal Mobianordians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bimodal Anode. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Nadal Mobianordian economy, worth a remarkable 1,254 trillion double dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 224,830 double dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The government is spending millions on 'trust campaigns' in an effort to win back the public's support, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Bimodal Anode Times is sold out, eight-year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas, and tumbleweeds made of litter adorn city streets. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Nadal Mobianordia's national animal is the novelty vending machine, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Meritocracy.

Nadal Mobianordia is ranked 9,266^th in the world and 17^th in Lands End for Smartest Citizens, with 96.03 quips per hour.