Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 565thMost Patriotic: 578thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 612th
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Biggonian Megaist Empire

Population4.214 billion

FaithCult of Personality


The Second Iteration of Biggonian Megaist Empire is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.214 billion Biggonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ivasburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 79.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Biggonian Megaist Empirean economy, worth a remarkable 1,421 trillion Florins a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 337,428 Florins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,145,886 per year while the poor average 73,305, a ratio of 15.6 to 1.

Hunters often become the hunted, citizens have an obligation to remain silent and anything they say may be used against them, it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers, and the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Biggonian Megaist Empire's national animal is the Peasant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of Personality.

Biggonian Megaist Empire is ranked 47,063rd in the world and 66th in Lands End for Most Beautiful Environments, with 671.76 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 565thMost Patriotic: 578thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 612thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 965thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,244thMost Influential: 1,319thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,510thHighest Average Incomes: 1,628thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,694thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,126thLargest Black Market: 2,132ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,387thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,633rdTop
Most Devout: 2,709thLargest Retail Industry: 2,947thLargest Insurance Industry: 5,063rdMost Subsidized Industry: 5,442ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,764thLowest Crime Rates: 6,291stLargest Governments: 6,306thMost Efficient Economies: 6,489thMost Conservative: 6,584thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,592ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,365thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,116thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,629thHighest Economic Output: 14,195thMost Authoritarian: 14,749thMost Developed: 15,346thMost Cultured: 15,790thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,959thHighest Disposable Incomes: 17,622ndLongest Average Lifespans: 17,665thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,195thHighest Poor Incomes: 22,579thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23,375thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 26,969th
Most Patriotic: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 9th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Devout: 10th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 11th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 13th in the regionMost Influential: 14th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 20th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 20th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 21st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 23rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 25th in the regionMost Extreme: 25th in the regionMost Cultured: 29th in the region

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