The Colony of South-Central Rhodesia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Rt Hon Luca - Conservative Party with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 7.598 billion South-Central Rhodesians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salisbury. The average income tax rate is 33.6%.

The frighteningly efficient South-Central Rhodesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,966 trillion Rhodesian Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 258,755 Rhodesian Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Business ambassadors offer bong tokes to foreign leaders, exports of live cows arrive pre-roasted, nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines, and a third of South-Central Rhodesians are e-certified CEOs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. South-Central Rhodesia's national animal is the Foxy Fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Anglican - Church of England.

South-Central Rhodesia is ranked 258,537^th in the world and 255^th in Lands End for Most Beautiful Environments, with 19.1 pounds of wildlife per square mile.