Most Influential: 397thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,304thLargest Black Market: 1,711th
The Rogue State of
Father Knows Best State
The only problem violence can really solve is violence.
James LaRouge
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Frightening
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Bonnie Blue Republic

Population11.24 billion

CapitalGemstone Island
LeaderJames LaRouge
FaithConmunism

Currencygold piece
Animalcopperhead

The Rogue State of Bonnie Blue Republic is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by James LaRouge with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.24 billion Bonnie Blues are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gemstone Island. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bonnie Blue Republician economy, worth a remarkable 2,396 trillion gold pieces a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 213,234 gold pieces, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government's new priority is citizens' access to cat videos, the fate of the world literally rests on James LaRouge's fingers, colonial subjects have Bonnie Blue Republician culture shoved down their throats, and military chiefs are predicting extra funding in this year's budget. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bonnie Blue Republic's national animal is the copperhead, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Conmunism.

Bonnie Blue Republic is ranked 262,111th in the world and 264th in Lands End for Most Beautiful Environments, with 6.9 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

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Most Influential: 397thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,304thLargest Black Market: 1,711thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,340thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,589thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,134thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,402ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,876thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,234thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,755thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,074thHighest Average Incomes: 6,194thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,537thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,878thMost Patriotic: 6,894thFattest Citizens: 6,919thHighest Economic Output: 7,638thLargest Mining Sector: 8,646thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,116thLargest Governments: 9,601stMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,855thMost Developed: 10,429thMost Stationary: 10,574thMost Secular: 11,150thRudest Citizens: 11,165thMost Efficient Economies: 12,716thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 14,623rdLargest Publishing Industry: 15,583rdMost Cultured: 15,610thLowest Crime Rates: 16,727thLargest Retail Industry: 17,554thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,123rdLongest Average Lifespans: 18,174thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 25,642nd
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 10th in the regionLargest Populations: 10th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 14th in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Governments: 16th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 17th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 18th in the regionMost Patriotic: 22nd in the regionMost Developed: 24th in the regionFattest Citizens: 25th in the regionMost Secular: 26th in the regionMost Cultured: 28th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 29th in the region

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