Population | 7.2 billion |
Capital | Brison |
Leader | William Valdez |
Faith | Valdezism |
Currency | Tribian Dollar |
Animal | Small-Mouth Bass |
The Trade Federation of The Tribia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by William Valdez with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, anti-smoking policies, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.2 billion Tribians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brison. The average income tax rate is 88.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Tribian economy, worth a remarkable 1,440 trillion Tribian Dollars a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 200,116 Tribian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
Children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, military spending is on the increase, in a fit of passion William Valdez has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions, and citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over The Tribia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Tribia's national animal is the Small-Mouth Bass, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Valdezism.
The Tribia is ranked 41,793rd in the world and 16th in Lands End for Most Stationary, with 1,062.82756284548 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Tribia was endorsed by The United Kingdom of Socialist State of Desert.
- : The Tribia was endorsed by The Reign of Unificada das Ilhas Karparge.
- : The Tribia was endorsed by The Incorporated States of Insania Pecunia.
- : The Tribia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Prisoner Financial Rights".
- : The Tribia endorsed The Allied States of Lithland.
- : The Tribia was endorsed by The Allied States of Lithland.
- : The Tribia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Magna Aurea"".
- : The Tribia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Grilled Cheese Act".
- : The Tribia was endorsed by The Three Republics of New Tussia.
- : The Tribia's influence in Lands End rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 46 » Bonnie Blue Republic, Biggonian Megaist Empire, South-Central Rhodesia, Deims Kir, Nadal Mobianordia, Ruwan Islands, Pantsville, Neo URSS, Nordhpadhan, Ansoku, Schabinur, Lippeland, Ofrus, Greater Drenthe, Singhapala Bisaya, Terra Argo, Papalania, Cassinia, Hansa Federation, Antarctican Immagrants, Troposia, FederacionMilitarMexicana, Arkastros, Pianuland, Tayichi, Zephiric, Nuva Jerseya, North-Bardonia, New Trussia, Dolplandia, Buchbach, Murskat, Claysville, Sovende, Peacockastan, Tillaania, Akita-saki, Yooooobi, Jaredistan, Hay-Brazil, Micalandia, New Tussia, Lithland, Insania Pecunia, Unificada das Ilhas Karparge, and Socialist State of Desert.