Most Advanced Defense Forces: 679thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 941stMost Influential: 1,014th
The Trade Federation of
Iron Fist Consumerists
How are we supposed to evolve if we never change
William Valdez
Influence
Handshaker
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Tribia

Population7.2 billion

CapitalBrison
LeaderWilliam Valdez
FaithValdezism

CurrencyTribian Dollar
AnimalSmall-Mouth Bass

The Trade Federation of The Tribia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by William Valdez with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, anti-smoking policies, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.2 billion Tribians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brison. The average income tax rate is 88.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tribian economy, worth a remarkable 1,440 trillion Tribian Dollars a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 200,116 Tribian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, military spending is on the increase, in a fit of passion William Valdez has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions, and citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over The Tribia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Tribia's national animal is the Small-Mouth Bass, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Valdezism.

The Tribia is ranked 41,793rd in the world and 16th in Lands End for Most Stationary, with 1,062.82756284548 days.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 679thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 941stMost Influential: 1,014thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,415thMost Patriotic: 1,781stTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,829thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,902ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,003rdLargest Black Market: 6,556thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,928thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,262ndLowest Crime Rates: 10,065thHighest Average Incomes: 10,137thLargest Governments: 10,677thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,673rdLongest Average Lifespans: 11,795thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,044thMost Developed: 12,620thMost Devout: 13,113thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 16,188thHealthiest Citizens: 16,628thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,810thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,929thHighest Economic Output: 18,810thSmartest Citizens: 20,832nd
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 12th in the regionMost Devout: 14th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 14th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 15th in the regionMost Stationary: 16th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 17th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 18th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 18th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 18th in the regionMost Influential: 18th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19th in the regionLargest Governments: 19th in the region

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