The Empire of Neo URSS is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Niko Bellic with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, otherworldly petting zoo, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 2.588 billion Neo URSSians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jaburo. The average income tax rate is 85.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Neo URSSian economy, worth 569 trillion Dracos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 219,982 Dracos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

It is often said that only Niko Bellic could bring down Dàguó, citizens praise the weeds that overwhelm their narrow vegetable realm, the freedom to be free is always just out of reach, and the government response to disaster victims starving for bread is "let them eat stale cake". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Neo URSS's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Fordism.

Neo URSS is ranked 6,593^rd in the world and 10^th in Lands End for Smartest Citizens, with 113.07 quips per hour.