The Taeatanist Emirate of Ofrus is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Mustafa Fadel with an even hand, and notable for its teetotalling pirates, parental licensing program, and ritual sacrifices. The compassionate, devout population of 8.416 billion Ofrusians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Healthcare, with Education, Environment, and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wahazaramadina. The average income tax rate is 68.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Ofrusian economy, worth 717 trillion Ofrusic Unitary Dinars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 85,299 Ofrusic Unitary Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking, an increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity, town welcome signs list corporate sponsors, and citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ofrus's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Taeatanism.

Ofrus is ranked 215,057^th in the world and 129^th in Lands End for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 26,528.06 Standard Monetary Units.