The Democratic Federation of Schabinur is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Mark Brechnusky with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.434 billion Schabinurians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pokmahokin. The average income tax rate is 76.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Schabinurich economy, worth 159 trillion Schas a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 111,165 Schas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Weapons are only sold to foreign governments that are legitimate enough to not bounce the cheque, war vets look after war animals, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, and the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Schabinur's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Atheism.

Schabinur is ranked 20,617^th in the world and 34^th in Lands End for Most Beautiful Environments, with 987.07 pounds of wildlife per square mile.