The Trade Confederation of Singhapala Bisaya is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Lumay Temuldav with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, flagrant waste-dumping, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 14.201 billion Bisayans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Sotto. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Singhapala Bisayan economy, worth a remarkable 4,698 trillion Ringgits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 330,890 Ringgits, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 962,458 per year while the poor average 89,993, a ratio of 10.7 to 1.

Apples shaped like baguettes have become a strange new food fad, gift baskets often contain working nukes, corporations continue to displace native peoples off their land, and seafood restaurants regularly receive complaints that the food is still moving. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Singhapala Bisaya's national animal is the Great Philippine Tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Singhapala Bisaya is ranked 2,284^th in the world and 4^th in Lands End for Highest Average Incomes, with 330,890.15 Standard Monetary Units.