Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,549thMost Influential: 1,599thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,225th
The Confederacy of
Capitalist Paradise
For God, Country, People and Prosperity
Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Singhapala Bisaya

Population4.685 billion

CapitalFort Sotto
LeaderLumay Temuldav

CurrencyRinggit
AnimalGreat Philippine Tiger

The Confederacy of Singhapala Bisaya is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Lumay Temuldav with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.685 billion Bisayans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Sotto. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Singhapala Bisayan economy, worth a remarkable 1,329 trillion Ringgits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 283,877 Ringgits, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 894,413 per year while the poor average 68,890, a ratio of 13.0 to 1.

Bisayans incessantly needle their doctors for relief, a little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass, cosy TV sitcom "AI Love Lucy" showcases harmonious human-robot cohabitation, and exploding toys that leak battery acid are back in the shops after the government declared child safety 'over-rated'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Singhapala Bisaya's national animal is the Great Philippine Tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Singhapala Bisaya is ranked 7,537th in the world and 12th in Lands End for Smartest Citizens, with 105.91 quips per hour.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,549thMost Influential: 1,599thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,225thRudest Citizens: 2,420thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,464thMost Armed: 2,487thLargest Retail Industry: 2,492ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,562ndTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 2,717thMost Efficient Economies: 2,900thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,922ndLargest Black Market: 3,441stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,510thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,588thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,651stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,672ndLargest Publishing Industry: 4,240thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,160thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,949thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,309thLargest Mining Sector: 7,035thMost Developed: 7,322ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,508thSmartest Citizens: 7,537thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,120thMost Cultured: 8,369thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,247thLargest Governments: 9,269thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,070thMost Patriotic: 11,196thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11,673rdMost Advanced Public Education: 12,365thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,325thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 15,302ndHighest Food Quality: 15,986thLargest Insurance Industry: 19,520thHealthiest Citizens: 21,463rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22,102ndLowest Crime Rates: 24,914thHighest Poor Incomes: 25,127th
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Most Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionMost Cultured: 10th in the regionMost Armed: 11th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12th in the regionMost Developed: 12th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13th in the regionRudest Citizens: 14th in the regionLargest Governments: 14th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 14th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 15th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 16th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 17th in the regionMost Influential: 19th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 21st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 23rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 23rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 24th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 25th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 26th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 29th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Singhapala Bisaya was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans and the Top 10% for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Singhapala Bisaya was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes and Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Singhapala Bisaya, exploding toys that leak battery acid are back in the shops after the government declared child safety 'over-rated'.
  • : Singhapala Bisaya was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Capitalist Paradise".
  • : Following new legislation in Singhapala Bisaya, cosy TV sitcom "AI Love Lucy" showcases harmonious human-robot cohabitation.
  • : Following new legislation in Singhapala Bisaya, a little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass.
  • : Following new legislation in Singhapala Bisaya, Bisayans incessantly needle their doctors for relief.
  • : Following new legislation in Singhapala Bisaya, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • : Singhapala Bisaya was endorsed by The Dominion of Siluvia.
  • : Following new legislation in Singhapala Bisaya, there's nothing more rock-and-roll than absolute sobriety.

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