The Federation of Almopis and of Pindu is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Ştefan Baçili with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, zero percent divorce rate, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.838 billion Vlăheşte are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Samtã Marina de Pretoria. The average income tax rate is 74.9%.

The powerhouse Vlăheşti economy, worth 354 trillion Vlăheşte Dunars a year, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 125,027 Vlăheşte Dunars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Modern warfare's call of duty isn't popular with gamers these days, the cruise missile launchers on the field hospital roof are purely deterrent in purpose, paper is as good as gold, and women earn less than half the salary of men if they can even find a job. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pindu's national animal is the Dog Anoubis, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Pindu is ranked 232,736^th in the world and 780^th in Europe for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 146.5 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.