The DemocraticSocialistRepublic of Fadnesia is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Socialist Frakk with an even hand, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, ban on automobiles, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.071 billion Faddies enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brod'cester. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Fadnesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,520 trillion planets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 188,336 planets, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government single-handedly sustains the bunk bed market, Fadnesia has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world, new regulations have put a halt to monkey business, and universities spend millions cultivating ivy on their buildings. Crime is totally unknown. Fadnesia's national animal is the Smurgelbuff, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hemmulism.

Fadnesia is ranked 182,317^th in the world and 142^nd in Refugia for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 27.98 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.