The Federation of Communes of Itland is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by pookapine with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory vegetarianism, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.558 billion Itlandians, 1.75 billion of whom are zombies, are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Itlandian economy, worth 790 trillion Tozemská korunas a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 142,205 Tozemská korunas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nuclear physics is the most popular course at university, what goes down must come up, the mob and the police have recently had numerous clashes in the back alleys of Itland's cities due to the government's steadfast anti-casino stance, and citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Itland's national animal is the Dugong, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Itland is ranked 312,875^th in the world and 228^th in Refugia for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring -23.26 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.