The Federation of Communes of Itland is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by pookapine with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, compulsory military service, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.96 billion Itlandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Itlandian economy, worth 608 trillion Tozemská korunas a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 122,710 Tozemská korunas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, party-lovers often change religions just for the weekend, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, and emojis are the soul of wit. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Itland's national animal is the Dugong, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Itland is ranked 304,519^th in the world and 215^th in Refugia for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring -19.49 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.