The Federation of Communes of Itland is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by pookapine with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism, complete lack of prisons, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.328 billion Itlandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Itlandian economy, worth 742 trillion Tozemská korunas a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 139,362 Tozemská korunas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in pookapine's bedroom, tourists call Itlandian beach towns "the fine coastline", young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus, and internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Itland's national animal is the Dugong, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Itland is ranked 31,101^st in the world and 60^th in Refugia for Highest Average Incomes, with 139,362.31 Standard Monetary Units.