The Federation of Communes of Itland is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by pookapine with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.335 billion Itlandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Itlandian economy, worth 745 trillion Tozemská korunas a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 139,793 Tozemská korunas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has spent days debating the merits of a petition calling for a ban on sporks, Itland recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace, eerie glow-in-the-dark cornfields give farmlands an uncanny appearance, and motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Itland's national animal is the Dugong, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Itland is ranked 1,838^th in the world and 24^th in Refugia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 12,675.69 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.