The Kingdom of Weirtopia is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Weir with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.101 billion Weirtopians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Weepmore City. The average income tax rate is 93.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Weirtopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,412 trillion kidneys a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 174,385 kidneys, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Weirtopia isn't what it used to be, many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, and gay couples have to travel to Brancaland to find a church that will actually let them wed. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Weirtopia's national animal is the femboy fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Faith of the Boykisser.

Weirtopia is ranked 298,398^th in the world and 214^th in Refugia for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -16.41 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.