The Kingdom of Weirtopia is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Weir with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, national health service, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 8.559 billion Weirtopians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Weepmore City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Weirtopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,577 trillion kidneys a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 184,264 kidneys, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,087,065 per year while the poor average 14,484, a ratio of 75.1 to 1.

People often feel unbalanced by their daily commute, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Weirtopian language, census workers are having a hard time figuring out who is actually living in Weirtopia after the ban on emigration was lifted, and access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery. Crime is totally unknown. Weirtopia's national animal is the femboy fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Faith of the Boykisser.

Weirtopia is ranked 1,376^th in the world and 27^th in Refugia for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 127.05 on the Kitten Softness Rating.