The Kingdom of Weirtopia is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Weir with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, infamous sell-swords, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.101 billion Weirtopians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Weepmore City. The average income tax rate is 93.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Weirtopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,413 trillion kidneys a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 174,454 kidneys, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Weirtopia recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace, burnt-out forty-foot-tall wicker men dot the countryside, school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time, and juvenile delinquents are fitter than ever. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Weirtopia's national animal is the femboy fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Faith of the Boykisser.

Weirtopia is ranked 298,870^th in the world and 215^th in Refugia for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -16.41 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.