The Free Habitat of FaceEatingSlug is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Every Single Slugeses with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.303 billion Slugeses are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Limax maximus. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Slugese economy, worth 953 trillion Fresh Faces a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 179,870 Fresh Faces, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood you call Brancaland, the official Slugese Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, Slugese watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact, and space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down. Crime is totally unknown. FaceEatingSlug's national animal is the Face-Eating Slug, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Spiral.

FaceEatingSlug is ranked 132,211^th in the world and 97^th in Refugia for Largest Populations, with 5.30 billion capita.