The Free Habitat of FaceEatingSlug is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Every Single Slugeses with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.324 billion Slugeses are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Limax maximus. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Slugese economy, worth 966 trillion Fresh Faces a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 181,458 Fresh Faces, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, doomscrolling is all the rage amongst the nation's teenagers, and films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay. Crime is totally unknown. FaceEatingSlug's national animal is the Face-Eating Slug, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Spiral.

FaceEatingSlug is ranked 330,237^th in the world and 218^th in Refugia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -21.75 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.