The Federation of St Leone is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Grandee Laventinus III with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.271 billion Leoneans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nidarsholm. The average income tax rate is 92.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Leonean economy, worth a remarkable 1,752 trillion Leoneske Krónjas a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 155,523 Leoneske Krónjas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

"The Pride of the Leonean Skies" boasts an impressive 17 propellers and runs on turnip oil, public buses smell like litter boxes, voters must decide whether to go number one or number two, and starving citizens are offered nuclear pasta. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. St Leone's national animal is the Asellian Manul, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

St Leone is ranked 9,241^st in the world and 68^th in Refugia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 5,849.02 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.