The State of Russian United Federation is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Alexey Komolov with a fair hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.121 billion Russians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Petersburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Russian economy, worth 406 trillion Rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 191,577 Rubles, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 954,082 per year while the poor average 21,709, a ratio of 43.9 to 1.

The official Russian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, imitation is the sincerest form of felony, businessmen behave differently if their supervisor is watching, and international negotiations always lead to a lot of missile-laneous expenses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Russian United Federation's national animal is the Siberian tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Freedom of religion.

Russian United Federation is ranked 302,597^th in the world and 226^th in Refugia for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring zero on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.