The Most Serene Republic of New Equanimia is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by the leader with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, free-roaming dinosaurs, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.811 billion Equanimians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Adequacy. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient New Equanimian economy, worth a remarkable 1,671 trillion New Equanimia sekrens a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 170,328 New Equanimia sekrens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scaffolding is built around scaffolding to give safe access, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, a burger chain recently changed its name to Mack Donaldz for legal reasons, and government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Equanimia's national animal is the sparrow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

New Equanimia is ranked 5,232^nd in the world and 41^st in Refugia for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 9,436.98 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.