The Federation of Bismarck-Tirpitz is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Imperator Paul J Rankin III with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, anti-smoking policies, and national health service. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 8.198 billion Bismarck-Tirpitzians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperial City of Bismarck Tirpitz. The average income tax rate is 39.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Bismarck-Tirpitzian economy, worth 611 trillion Solidus Reichsmark Aureuses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 74,567 Solidus Reichsmark Aureuses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Garishly-decorated government buildings are being hailed as the height of 'religious nouveau', the latest national park is visited by more sharks than people, pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits, and parking's carefree without parking car fees. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bismarck-Tirpitz's national animal is the Great White Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Bismarck Tirpitzian Egyptian Paganism.

Bismarck-Tirpitz is ranked 164,648^th in the world and 80^th in Refugia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 666.57 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.