The Minarchist Directorate of Phansomr is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Director with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, ban on automobiles, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.984 billion Phansomrians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yleria. The average income tax rate is 72.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Phansomrian economy, worth 498 trillion marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 83,275 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate, the countryside is shrouded by wind farms, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence, and immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Phansomr's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Freedom of Choice.

Phansomr is ranked 211,538^th in the world and 102^nd in Refugia for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 588.59 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.