Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,881stMost Secular: 4,367thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,362nd
The Democratic Republic of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Peace, Harmony, and Justice
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Rare

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Glistara

Population234 million

Currencydollar
Animalbee

The Democratic Republic of Glistara is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 234 million Glistarans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 73.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Glistaran economy, worth 17.4 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is 74,313 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Being Leader has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs, bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins, ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward, and all mothers are allowed six months fully-paid maternity leave. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Glistara's national animal is the bee, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Glistara is ranked 300,021st in the world and 123rd in Refugia for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 23.28 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,881stMost Secular: 4,367thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,362ndMost Income Equality: 11,105thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12,130thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,779thTop
10%
Most Cultured: 18,450thMost Cheerful Citizens: 22,483rdNicest Citizens: 24,606thMost Advanced Public Transport: 26,375thSafest: 27,290thMost Pacifist: 28,829thMost Influential: 29,809thHighest Food Quality: 30,569thHighest Average Tax Rates: 30,701stLongest Average Lifespans: 32,865th
Top
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Most Authoritarian: 13th in the regionMost Secular: 19th in the regionMost Patriotic: 20th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Glistara was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens and Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Following new legislation in Glistara, all mothers are allowed six months fully-paid maternity leave.
  • : Following new legislation in Glistara, ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward.
  • : Following new legislation in Glistara, bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins.
  • : Glistara was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Following new legislation in Glistara, being Leader has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs.
  • : Following new legislation in Glistara, weird or unusual crimes merit cruel and unusual punishments.
  • : Following new legislation in Glistara, juries are mostly made up of wealthy busybodies and ex-convicts.
  • : Following new legislation in Glistara, the cruise missile launchers on the field hospital roof are purely deterrent in purpose.
  • : Glistara was endorsed by The United Hipster Nation of The Pacific Northwest.

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