Largest Welfare Programs: 201stMost Influential: 226thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 367th
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Population8.54 billion



The Republic of Poquaoi is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Me with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.54 billion Poqs are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Guerville. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Poquaoian economy, worth a remarkable 1,830 trillion Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 214,334 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, Me always arrives fashionably late and smelling of mushrooms, and RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept. Crime is totally unknown. Poquaoi's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is No.

Poquaoi is ranked 277,417th in the world and 1,018th in Europeia for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -19.92 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Largest Welfare Programs: 201stMost Influential: 226thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 367thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 532ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 541stMost Compassionate Citizens: 589thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 590thBest Weather: 592ndNicest Citizens: 600thMost Inclusive: 601stMost Pacifist: 664thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 698thMost Beautiful Environments: 800thHighest Food Quality: 857thMost Developed: 877thLongest Average Lifespans: 989thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,021stHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,033rdHealthiest Citizens: 1,068thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,138thLargest Governments: 1,399thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,451stHighest Drug Use: 1,481stSmartest Citizens: 1,811thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,997thSafest: 2,254thMost Secular: 2,583rdMost Cultured: 2,585thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,610thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,812thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,011thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,257thMost Efficient Economies: 3,753rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,048thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,516thLowest Crime Rates: 5,274thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,780thHighest Average Incomes: 6,214thNudest: 9,463rdHighest Economic Output: 10,867thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,911thTop
Most Stationary: 22,220thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 24,134thMost Income Equality: 24,223rdMost Politically Free: 25,153rd
Largest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 7th in the regionNicest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Inclusive: 8th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 8th in the regionBest Weather: 9th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 9th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 10th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 11th in the regionMost Pacifist: 11th in the regionMost Politically Free: 12th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 13th in the regionMost Developed: 14th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 16th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 16th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 18th in the regionLargest Governments: 19th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 19th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 26th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 27th in the regionMost Secular: 27th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 28th in the regionSafest: 28th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 30th in the regionNudest: 31st in the regionMost Cultured: 32nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 32nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 32nd in the regionMost Extreme: 36th in the regionMost Influential: 37th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 39th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 40th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 40th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 49th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 50th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 59th in the regionMost Stationary: 84th in the regionMost Income Equality: 87th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 94th in the region

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