The Commonwealth of Brengare is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Cabinet with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.154 billion Brengareans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Martichól. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Brengarean economy, worth 356 trillion ręals a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 113,179 ręals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A mushroom a day keeps the sadness away, foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security, government election advice reads like a restaurant menu, and ignorance is considered a politically desirable quality. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brengare's national animal is the seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Brengare is ranked 4,468^th in the world and 53^rd in Refugia for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 85.72 on the Kitten Softness Rating.