Largest Welfare Programs: 403rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 741stMost Valuable International Artwork: 767th
The Decaying Cats of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Katrina the Purifier
Chief Minister of Foreign Affairs | Senior Diplomat
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Population12.046 billion

LeaderKatrina the Purifier


The Decaying Cats of Catiania is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Katrina the Purifier with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 12.046 billion Cats love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Katton. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Cat economy, worth a remarkable 2,274 trillion mice a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 188,840 mice, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dinosaur breeders have a yabba-dabba-doo gay old time in Catiania, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, the nation's taxpayers pay for foreign government's extravagances, and there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Catiania's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Felinism.

Catiania is ranked 2,799th in the world and 73rd in The East Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 163,891.21 Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Welfare Programs: 403rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 741stMost Valuable International Artwork: 767thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 856thMost Pacifist: 884thMost Inclusive: 1,021stMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,056thNicest Citizens: 1,056thSafest: 1,295thMost Developed: 1,325thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,341stMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,461stHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,613thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,618thHealthiest Citizens: 1,730thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,777thBest Weather: 1,853rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,903rdLargest Governments: 1,996thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,013thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2,271stMost Beautiful Environments: 2,389thMost Cultured: 2,577thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,799thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,090thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,248thSmartest Citizens: 3,529thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,858thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,860thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,932ndMost Efficient Economies: 3,937thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,081stHighest Economic Output: 6,441stHighest Average Incomes: 7,389thMost Devout: 7,659thMost Influential: 8,264thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,468thMost Income Equality: 19,587thLargest Populations: 20,792nd
Largest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 25th in the regionMost Pacifist: 27th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 28th in the regionNicest Citizens: 29th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 31st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 33rd in the regionSafest: 33rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 34th in the regionMost Developed: 35th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 37th in the regionMost Inclusive: 39th in the regionLargest Governments: 45th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 49th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 50th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 50th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 52nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 54th in the regionBest Weather: 57th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 59th in the regionMost Cultured: 59th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 66th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 73rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 74th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 82nd in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 100th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 101st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 106th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 108th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 113th in the regionLargest Populations: 160th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 167th in the regionMost Devout: 228th in the regionNudest: 426th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 438th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 480th in the regionMost Influential: 506th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 685th in the region

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