The Bureaucracy of Ithkuil is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by a bureaucrat with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, sprawling nuclear power plants, and daily referendums. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.202 billion bureaucrats are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of bureau. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient bureaucratic economy, worth 722 trillion papers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 171,862 papers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, citizens are required to report any and all incidents of prayer to their local Religious Affairs Officer, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, and the nation's soldiers sleep four to a bed in order to use space economically. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ithkuil's national animal is the sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is bureaucracy.

Ithkuil is ranked 300,671^st in the world and 206^th in Refugia for Most Secular, with 5.77 Atheism Rate.