The Oppressed Peoples of EVIL Texas is a very large, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 356 million EVIL Texans, 265 million of whom are zombies, are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Austin 😼. The average income tax rate is 20.9%.

The powerhouse EVIL Texan economy, worth 29.1 trillion pennies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Information Technology. Average income is 79,707 pennies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Asking a friend if they like watermelons is a potentially criminal act, governments opposing EVIL Texas are beset by rebels, vaccinations are mandatory, and the hyperwealthy are given "Congratulations! You won Capitalism" trophies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. EVIL Texas's national animal is the bearded dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

EVIL Texas is ranked 280,952^nd in the world and 201^st in Benigtopia for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring -6.48 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.