The Oppressed Peoples of EVIL Texas is a large, orderly nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, compulsory military service, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 109 million EVIL Texans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, although Industry, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Social Policy and Public Transport aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.3%.

The very strong EVIL Texan economy, worth 7.06 trillion pennies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is 64,781 pennies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 192,249 per year while the poor average 17,127, a ratio of 11.2 to 1.

Molehills are the only mountains deemed safe enough for the public, nursing mothers are often arrested for indecent exposure, fearful citizens watch their every move as does their government, and X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. EVIL Texas's national animal is the bearded dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

EVIL Texas is ranked 239,963^rd in the world and 224^th in Benigtopia for Highest Poor Incomes, with 17,127.62 Standard Monetary Units.