The Republic of Lysstopia is a very large, safe nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 352 million Lysstopians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 34.5%.

The Lysstopian economy, worth 19.0 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 53,945 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

The government snoops on private internet connections, government-sponsored WiFi allows farmers to rant about city folks in real time, government officials are held to the highest standard of morality, and politicians and casino owners who so much as wander into the same room are arrested on the spot. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lysstopia's national animal is the Pigeon, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Lysstopia is ranked 209,394^th in the world and 131^st in Benigtopia for Most Secular, with 15.41 Atheism Rate.