The Democratic Republic of Slimretta is a large, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 109 million Slimrettans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 21.5%.

The Slimrettan economy, worth 6.33 trillion pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Trout Farming. Average income is 58,118 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, euthanasia is illegal, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, and meat-eating is frowned upon. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slimretta's national animal is the Bulldog, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Slimretta is ranked 111,043^rd in the world and 70^th in Benigtopia for Highest Poor Incomes, with 28,263.92 Standard Monetary Units.