The Constitutional Monarchy of Theissation is a very large, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 213 million Theissationians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Spirituality, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and International Aid are ignored. The average income tax rate is 9.1%.

The strong Theissationian economy, worth 13.4 trillion US dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Book Publishing. Average income is 62,826 US dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

People who have had childhood imaginary friends are told they can't ever be trusted with guns, subsidisation of Big Pharma has stopped many corporate executives from having to sell their second homes, private law firms are unheard of, and exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies". Crime is well under control. Theissation's national animal is the Margay Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Theissation is ranked 114,233^rd in the world and 106^th in Benigtopia for Safest, scoring 77.91 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.