The United Kingdom of Alyssatopia is a large, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 111 million Alyssatopians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Welfare, and Spirituality are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 26.1%.

The Alyssatopian economy, worth 5.09 trillion Leeras a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 45,838 Leeras, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Students who do not recite the national anthem each morning have to drop and give their teacher 50, stockbrokers dream of getting rich by writing textbooks, the government baselessly accuses foreign dignitaries of being assassins, and A-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alyssatopia's national animal is the Bluey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Alyssatopia is ranked 163,317^th in the world and 164^th in Benigtopia for Highest Poor Incomes, with 23,033.23 Standard Monetary Units.