The United Kingdom of Alyssatopia is a large, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, prohibition of alcohol, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 189 million Alyssatopians, 180 million of whom are zombies, are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Welfare, and Administration also on the agenda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.3%.

The Alyssatopian economy, worth 17.0 trillion Leeras a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 46,944 Leeras, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

Political commentators say that Leader's fruitcake plans are about to go pear-shaped, homebuyers must agree to name their firstborn after the previous owner, hospital administrators can usually be found scrubbing their floors with toothbrushes, and Leader isn't a national brand. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alyssatopia's national animal is the Bluey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Alyssatopia is ranked 52,162^nd in the world and 38^th in Benigtopia for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 677.78 on the Clooney Contribution Index.